Fight Of The Century
According to the National Bureau of Economic Research, the Great Recession technically ended in the summer of 2009. Yet in the years that have followed, GDP growth has been anemic and job growth has been the slowest of any recovery since the Great Depression. What have we learned about the boom and bust since Keynes and Hayek first rap battle, Fear the Boom and Bust? Where should we head from here? Is that question even meaningful? Can the government steer the economy or have past attempts helped create the mess we’re still in?
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John Maynard Keynes. F. A. Hayek.
Round Two. Round 2.0
Same economists. Same beliefs.
New microphones. New Mustaches.
Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go.
Here we are. Peace out, great Recession.
Thanks to ME. As you see. We’re not in a depression.
Recovery. Destiny. If you follow my lesson.
More Keynes. Here I come. Line up for the procession.
We brought out the shovels and we’re still in a ditch.
And still digging. Don’t you think it’s time for a switch
from that hair of the dog. Friend the party is over,
the long run is here, it’s time to get sober.
Are you kidding? My cure works perfectly fine.
Have a look. The recession ended in ’09. I deserve credit.
Things would have been worse. All the estimates prove it.
I’ll go chapter and verse.
Econometricians, they’re ever too pious.
Are they doing real science or confirming their bias?
Their Keynesian models are tidy and neat.
But that top down approach is a fatal conceit.
We could have done better if we’d only spent more.
Too bad that only happens when there’s a world war.
You can carp all you want about stats and regression.
Do you deny that world war cut short the Depression?
Wow. One data point and you’re jumping for joy.
The last time I checked wars only destroy.
There was no multiplier. Consumption just shank
as we used scarce resources for every new tank.
Pretty perverse to call that prosperity.
Ration meat. Ration butter. A life of austerity.
When that war spending ended,
your friends cried disaster.
Yet the economy thrived and grew faster.
You, too, only see what you want to see.
The spending on war clearly goosed GDP.
Unemployment was over, almost down to zero.
That’s why I’M the master. That’s why I’M the hero.
Creating employment is a straight forward craft
when the nation’s at war and there’s a draft.
If every worker were staffed in the army and fleet
we’d have full employment and nothing to eat.
Jobs are a means, not the end in themselves.
People work to live better, to put food on the shelves.
Real growth means production of what people demand.
That’s entrepreneurship, not your central plan.
My solution is simple and easy to handle.
It’s spending that matters; why’s that such a scandal?
Money sloshes through the pipes and the sluices.
Revitalizing the economy’s juices.
It’s just like an engine that’s stalled and gone dark,
to bring it to life we need a quick spark.
Spending’s the life blood that gets the flow going.
Were it goes doesn’t matter: Just Get Spending Flowing.
You see slack in some sectors as a general glut.
But some sectors are health only some in a rut.
So spending’s not free, that’s the heart of the matter.
Too much is wasted as cronies get fatter.
The economy’s not a car. There’s no engine to stall.
No experts can fix it. There’s no “it” at all.
The economy is us. Put away your wrenches,
the economy is organic.
So what would YOU do to help those unemployed?
This is the question you seem to avoid.
When we’re in a mess, would you have us just wait,
doing nothing until markets equilibrate?
I don’t wanna do nothing, there’s plenty to do.
The question I ponder is who plans for whom.
Do I plan for myself or I leave it to you?
I want plans by the many, not by the few.
Let’s not repeat what created our troubles.
I want real growth not a series of bubbles.
Stop bailing out losers, let prices work.
If we don’t try to steer them they won’t go berserk.
Come on, are you kidding? Don’t Wall Street gyrations
challenge the world view of self regulation?
Even you must admit that lesson we’ve learned
is more oversight is needed or else we’ll get burned.
Oversight? The government’s long been in bed
with those Wall Street execs and the firms that they’ve bled.
Capitalism is about profit and loss.
You bail out the losers there is no end to the cost.
The lesson I’ve learned is how little we know.
The world is complex, not some circular flow.
The economy is not a class you master in college,
to think otherwise is the pretense of knowledge.
You’ve been on your high horse
and you are off to the the races.
I look at the world on a case-by-case basis.
When people are suffering I roll up my sleeves
and do what I can to cure our disease.
The future’s uncertain, our outlooks are frail.
That’s why markets are so prone to fail.
In a volatile world we need more discretion
so state intervention can counter depression.
People aren’t chess men you move on a board at your whim,
their dreams and desires ignored.
With political incentives, discretion’s a joke.
Those dials are twisting – just mirrors and smoke.
We need stable rules and real market prices
so prosperity emerges and cuts short the crisis.
Give us a chance so we can discover
the most valuable ways to serve one another.